Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!

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What's something white people can call other white people but black people can't call other black people?

Dad.

Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it

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What are they gonna do?

Ask you to extinguish your celery Doubtful.

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

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Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom?

How I bought your mother

What do your mother and a marathon have in common?

They are both doable as long as you don't mind following a bunch of black guys.