Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do you call a mexican with two dads?

No mames!

What do you call a noisy Chinese dog?

How-Ling (my dad wanted me to post this)

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What do your mother and the ground have in common?

They are always full of seed.

What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

not enough sand.