When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

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What rhymes and let's you instantly know a redditor is a moron?

Purple circle.

What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

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How do French girls hold their liquor?

By the ears

Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

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What was Cher doing before she was born?

She was a preacher.

What would bears be without bees?

Ears!

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How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

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Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he's married.

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Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

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What do they call pastors in Germany?

A. German Shepherds.

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."