When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?

Can I hold your hand hand hand hand?

Where does Bran Stark keep his things?

Hold all and howdoor

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet

What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was?

can't complain"

What do you ask from Santa Claus this year?

Oh, just 50 dollars, like always.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

How do crazy people go thru the forest?

They take the Psycho path.

Pastor Jokes More Pastor Jokes

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )