When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did one cancer cell say to the other cancer cell ?

Let's go get Jobs.

What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.

How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

What do you call bears without ears?

B.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke

Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

What do you need to poop in the forest?

Toiletries

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

Pastor Jokes More Pastor Jokes

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

What do they call pastors in Germany?

A. German Shepherds.