When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

What are pigskins used for?

Holding the pig together.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How to tell the difference between a bad, a good and an excellent accountant ?

When you ask them "2+2 is ?":

What's the best/worst dirty joke you know?

In honor of the recent joke trends I ask you what is the dirtiest joke you know?

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

What do you call a fallen tree in a forest?

Natural log. Sorry about the math joke.

What is the poorest tree in the forest?

The burr-oak tree.

Pastor Jokes More Pastor Jokes

What do they call pastors in Germany?

A. German Shepherds.

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.