When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

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What color are mirrors?

I don't know, let's reflect on this.

How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?

I'll let my friend answer that one:

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They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !

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What do you call bears with no ears?

B

What do you call the babies born in a whorehouse?

Brothel sprouts.

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What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......

Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

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Why did the two boa constrictors get married ?

Because they had a crush on each other !sna

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She had a 19" rack.

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What do you need to poop in the forest?

Toiletries

What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

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What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."