Pastor Jokes

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

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What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

What do they call pastors in Germany?

A. German Shepherds.

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What's the best part of two lesbians marrying?

Two cooks in the house.

How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.

Protest Jokes More Protest Jokes

Why did the film critic protest the new children's cemetery?

He's not a fan of juvenile plots.

What do you call a bunch of liberals protesting the second amendment?

Triggered

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer?

Can I push your stool in?

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

How much does it cost to clean up Germany?

About 6 million.

What country is ill?

A: Germany.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

because they are set in the future.

Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

Seven.

What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

What's Queen Elsa's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.

Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.