Pastor Jokes

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

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What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

What do they call pastors in Germany?

A. German Shepherds.

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Why was Germany in debt after WWII?

The gas bill was too high.

What do you call a hot girl in Germany ?

Tourist

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Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit?

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What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

Where would you find more Leifs than in a forest?

Valhalla.

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

Holy Sheet Jokes More Holy Sheet Jokes

What did the Pope say when he first saw the Shroud of Turin?

Holy Sheet!

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"