Pastor Jokes

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

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What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

What do they call pastors in Germany?

A. German Shepherds.

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If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

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What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope :D

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Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

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The Holy Braille!

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On your Marx, get set, go!"

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A full set of teeth.

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Put velcro on the ceiling.

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Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

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How are you so strong?

LET ME GO TINY DANCER

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Alright, let's get down to beeswax!"

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8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

Why did the film critic protest the new children's cemetery?

He's not a fan of juvenile plots.