Pastor Jokes

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

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What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

What do they call pastors in Germany?

A. German Shepherds.

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Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit?

A chairy.

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?

Because she was drinking on the job.

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

What country is ill?

A: Germany.

How can you tell if a turkey is from Germany?

By the way it Goebbels

Protest Jokes More Protest Jokes

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality?

A good start.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How do you give a quadriplegic a headache?

Ask him to hold open the elevator door

How many feminists does it take screw in a lightbulb?

One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

What is the definision of mixed feelings?

When your wife says that you have the largest in your street.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

because he wanted to...

Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.