Pastor Jokes

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

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What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

What do they call pastors in Germany?

A. German Shepherds.

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Its axle rose.

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What do you call a boyscout in WWII-era Germany?

A knotzi.

Why does Poland stay from Germany?

a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

What did the doe say as she came out of the forest?

I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

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What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

What did the Pope say when he first saw the Shroud of Turin?

Holy Sheet!

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What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

Why is it hard to sell bibles in Germany?

Because it's a Nietzsche Market.

What Bible verse keeps every student going?

Lunch 11:35.

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Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.

How does a feminist screw in a light bulb?

She doesn't, she just holds it in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.

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What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Oh sheeeeeettttt!