Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

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Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

What happens to all the unsold christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every christmas tree salesperson does the trees