Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?

Here Kitty kitty kitty' !

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What did the fire say the morning of his birthday?

I'm stoked!

What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...