Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

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Who let the boys out?

Me: Woof woof woof! Her: Who let the boys out ! Me: Woof woof woof! Her: KIDS ARE IN THE STREET! Me: I'm going..

What seems to be th- Me: -Medicinal marijuana! Doc: I'm sorry?

Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Who's there ! Ben ! Ben who ?

Ben knocking on this door all morning !

Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

What's the opposite of evening?

unevening.