Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

Why do I vape?

It's how I let off a little steam.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What do you say to a lawyer with a IQ less than 50?

Good morning your Honor!

What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What do elephants do in the evenings ?

Watch elevision !

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.