Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars?

The Cat in the AT-AT

What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What did the cannibal do to the people he didn't like?

He drowned them in the morning.

When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What do romantic fish sing to each other?

Salmon-chanted evening !

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)