Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?

Puss in boots !

How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

How do you keep a homo in suspense?

I'll tell you in the morning.

What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What is the cat's favourite TV show ?

The evening mews !

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!