Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Who let the docs out?

Google. Google docs.

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)