What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

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What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's up, Chad?

he'll be all "Whoa... How'd you know my name, bro "

What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?

I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.

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How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

Why is the last chapter in a chemistry textbook about benzene?

Because it's the PHENYL CHAPTER :D I came up with this myself. I'm so proud.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why are birds always sad in the morning?

Their bills are over dew

What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway