Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!
If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.
Reddit doesn't constantly have reposts from the other site.
You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.
I don't know I just fly the drone"
The over easy egg because it was really runny. How about second The over medium egg because it was only a little runny. And last That would be the baked egg.
He's still there.
A cannibal
When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.
A: Pretty good
Annie Mae
