What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?

A: The blonde works in the dark!

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How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!

Why did the privileged white guy fail his algebra test?

He didn't know enough about inequalities

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What do you name a deaf dog?

It doesn't matter, he ain't coming anyways.

How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied... ...It's hard

Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.

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What did the radiographer call her daughter?

Imogen

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway