What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?

If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.

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What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

Why is the difference between brucellosis and brucellitis like the difference between a woman and an LGBT woman?

One is real and the other isn't.

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How do you get a fire started?

You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting...

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

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Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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What do you call ratting out the President's daughter for smoking weed?

High treason.

What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?

If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.

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What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?

If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.

Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned