What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?

If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.

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What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?

10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.

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Why do christians burn fossil fuels?

They're trying to destroy the evidence.

What do call a white guy in a burning building?

Fire cracker

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What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

How much does a rock weigh?

One stone.

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What do you call ratting out the President's daughter for smoking weed?

High treason.

What are the consequences of smoking weed?

The reefercussions

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Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?

If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.