Why did the hipster's Hot Pocket burn his mouth?

He ate it before it was cool.

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Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.

What did one pile of burning wood say to the other?

Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

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Why did the hipster's Hot Pocket burn his mouth?

He ate it before it was cool.

Why is it Windows 10 and not 9?

because 7 ate 9.