Why did the hipster's Hot Pocket burn his mouth?

He ate it before it was cool.

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How did the blonde burn her ear?

The telephone rang while she was ironing.

What happened to the heretical chef?

He was burnt at the steak.

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How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.