How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

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What STD is found most commonly among lesbians?

Carpet burn

What's worse than 1 slice of burnt toast?

The holocaust.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

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How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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Why are there commentators for televised sports?

We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

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What followed the Big Bang?

The Big Cigarette

Why are softball games so hard to follow?

Because everyone secretly plays for the other team.

Deadhead Jokes More Deadhead Jokes

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.

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What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

What do you call a spouse of 30 years?

A stalemate.