30 Year Jokes

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

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What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

What do you call a spouse of 30 years?

A stalemate.

What do you call a guy stuck in the same job for 30 years?

A four term US senator.

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Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

Where's Finnick?

Odair he is! Obligatory: My brother told this to me while watching Mockingjay P2.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.

What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

Television Jokes More Television Jokes

What do you mean I can't identify as a television?

Just watch me!

What kind of television do horses like?

A: Saddle-lite TV

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

Why was this in the trash?

Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What's worse than 1 slice of burnt toast?

The holocaust.

What do you call a Woolworths that burnt down?

Coles.

Laffy Taffy Wrapper Jokes More Laffy Taffy Wrapper Jokes

What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.