Stalemate Jokes

What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug
5.0

Coffee Mug

What do you call a spouse of 30 years?

A stalemate.

What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.