What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.

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What happened after the word bank was robbed?

There was a run on sentences.

What happens when two smurfs are in love?

They smuck

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Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal

Why is Darth Vader black?

Because he left his son.

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What do you call a spouse of 30 years?

A stalemate.

What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.

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What does the Pillsbury Doughboy see when he looks down?

His Doughnuts.

What do you see when the Pillsbury DoughBoy bends over?

Dough Nuts