What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.

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What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in an eternity?

The letter M

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What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

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What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.

What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.

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What does the Pillsbury Doughboy see when he looks down?

His Doughnuts.

What did they call the Pillsbury Doughboy after he hurt his leg?

Limp Biscuit