What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.

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What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

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Why does Britain like tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?

She left him out in the sun too long.

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What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.

What do you call a spouse of 30 years?

A stalemate.

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What do you see when the Pillsbury DoughBoy bends over?

Dough Nuts

What's under the Pillsbury Doughboy's apron?

Doughnuts