His Doughnuts.
You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!
To make sure he still wasn't there.
He had a stalemate.
Don't glaze me, bro
They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.