What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.

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She quits counting.

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

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A double crosser.

How do you keep an idiot busy for hours?

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Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

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What did the mortician say to his new necrophiliac employee?

Don't worry, you'll fit right in.

What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.

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What did the mortician say to the corpse?

We're gonna need more lube.

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What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.

What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.