What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.

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What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.

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What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.