What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.

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Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

What's the difference between former House Speakers Hastert and Pelosi?

Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.

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What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

NASCAR

What can relax you and drown you at the same time?

A one-hour facial.

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What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

What about Take Me On?

4 hrs of arguing later "Ok we'll say both. Now let's get perms."

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What did the mortician say to his new necrophiliac employee?

Don't worry, you'll fit right in.

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He's always HARD at work.

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5 minutes

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A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

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What do you call a spouse of 30 years?

A stalemate.

What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.