A stalemate.
No, I will probably get drunk later and bang you the coffee table.
I bang them both on my coffee table at night.
Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
A bullfighter!
4 hrs of arguing later "Ok we'll say both. Now let's get perms."
We're gonna need more lube.
He's always HARD at work.
The corpse.
They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children.
He had a stalemate.
