What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.

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What's the best part about having multiple personality disorder?

Banging your best friend's wife every night!

Why do you when you sign to a Dating site ?

A: More bang for your buck !!!! (Wow, that was bad)

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What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above?

A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.

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Who is this "one"?

And why is he always arguing with people?

What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a .tiff!

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What did the mortician say to his new necrophiliac employee?

Don't worry, you'll fit right in.

What did the mortician say to the corpse?

We're gonna need more lube.

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What is the best place to hide a corpse?

On the second page of Google

What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.

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What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.

What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.