What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.

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What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie?

Then I can bang other chicks "

What's the best part about banging twenty two year olds?

There's twenty of them.

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Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

How do you keep an idiot busy for hours?

Click here to find out the answer.(http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2b57xv/howdoyoukeepanidiotbusyforhours/)

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What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a .tiff!

Mortician Jokes More Mortician Jokes

How can you tell a mortician is a necrophiliac?

He's always HARD at work.

What did the mortician say to the corpse?

We're gonna need more lube.

Corpse Jokes More Corpse Jokes

What did the mortician say to the corpse?

We're gonna need more lube.

What is the best place to hide a corpse?

On the second page of Google

Stalemate Jokes More Stalemate Jokes

What do you call a spouse of 30 years?

A stalemate.

What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.