What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.

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Why do you when you sign to a Dating site ?

A: More bang for your buck !!!! (Wow, that was bad)

Why because I'm so cute and tiny?

No, I will probably get drunk later and bang you the coffee table.

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Where do you think you're going at this hour?

gun hangs head & turns around

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

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Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.

What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a .tiff!

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What did the mortician say to the corpse?

We're gonna need more lube.

How can you tell a mortician is a necrophiliac?

He's always HARD at work.

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What does a corpse and snow have in common?

They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children.

What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.

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What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.

What do you call a spouse of 30 years?

A stalemate.