What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.

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Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

Whats blue and bangs old ladies?

Me in my lucky blue coat.

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Why did Bill Murray's cameo have a sore back?

It had to carry the new Ghostbusters movie for almost two hours.

What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

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What's the difference between arguing with a girl and arguing with a knife?

The knife has a point

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

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What did the mortician say to the corpse?

We're gonna need more lube.

How can you tell a mortician is a necrophiliac?

He's always HARD at work.

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What is the best place to hide a corpse?

On the second page of Google

Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

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What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.

What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.