How are babies different from feminists ?

Babies grow up and stop crying

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to date a girl from the leper colony ?

Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

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How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

What do blacks and bicycles have in common?

Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

When does a bed grow longer?

A: At night, because two feet are added to it.

What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.

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What's the only thing a feminist is going to change?

The Laundry

How do normal people vs feminists laugh?

Normal People: HeHeHe... Feminist: SheSheShe..