How are babies different from feminists ?

Babies grow up and stop crying

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.

Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes ?

Sir Francis Brake !

Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

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What did the baby cigarette want to be when it grew up?

a Drag Queen

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

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What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

What do you call a baby Mexican?

A paragraph because he's not quite an essay (ese)

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Which vitamine are feminists missing?

D

Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.