How are babies different from feminists ?

Babies grow up and stop crying

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why don't u share a bed?

cried Baby Bear.

How do you tell if your Billy Idol fan girlfriend has a Three Stooges fetish?

In the midnight hour she cried "Moe! Moe! Moe!"

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop an Italian from talking?

Tie his hands together

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why doesn't North Korea's population exponentially grow?

Because they must build additional pylons.

What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take off your boots to jump on a trampoline

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What do a feminist and a policeman have in common?

Q: What do a feminist and a policeman have in common A: They're both trigger-happy.

What's the difference between feminists and cancer?

Cancer reproduces itself.