How are babies different from feminists ?

Babies grow up and stop crying

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Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying: Hahaha

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

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What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.

Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

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What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

What do all my friends and my dad have in common?

i didnt have either growing up

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What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

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What do a Feminist and a Broken ATM have in Common?

They both can't make any change

What's the difference between a feminist and a dentist's drill?

One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.