What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?

A: They stop delivering.

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What happens when the smog/fog/smoke over Los Angeles lifts?

You see L.A.

What happens if Ramsay Bolton met Samwell Tarly's girlfriend?

Gilly suit

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Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

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Who let them out?

I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

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Who delivers pizza in the hood?

Popo John's

What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers?

Two large planes

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How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub?

A: Throw in a bar of soap.

How do you know if a Polak is there?

A: He's the one with a duck.