What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew

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What do you call a group of scientologist almonds?

Nuts.

Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel

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How do bored cows sound like?

Meh

How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

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What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

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What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.

What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!