What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew

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What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

What did the Psychiatrist say to the naked man wrapped in surran wrap?

Well I can clearly see your nuts

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What sounds like a joke, but isn't funny?

an anti-joke.

What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

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What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

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What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.

What kind of shoes does Jack Lew wear?

Cashews.