What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew

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What's better than being up to your knees in beer?

Being up to your nuts in cider.

What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

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What do you call the sound a ghost makes when he calls you?

A phone moan.

What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

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What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes?

Get a small hankie!

Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

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What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!

What kind of shoes does Jack Lew wear?

Cashews.