What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What did the Florida boy have on his feet?

Crocs

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

What did the psychiatrist say to the crazy naked guy wrapped in cellophane?

Clearly, I can see your nuts.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

Cashew Jokes More Cashew Jokes

What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut