What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why won't the US change over to the Metric system?

Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.

Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

They're over two feet

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.

What is the most well educated type of nut?

Macademia.

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What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye

Cashew Jokes More Cashew Jokes

What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!

What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.