What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.

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What do you call someone who can't think on their feet?

A paraplegic

Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet

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Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

How do you make Manischewitz Wine?

Kick him in the nuts.

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What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.

What kind of liquid does a pig's printer use?

oink

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How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!

What did the cashew say to the sneezing peanut?

Yes, what is it "