What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front poker in the back.

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How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.

How does a French lady hold her liquor?

By the ears

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Why don't they play poker in Africa?

Because there's cheetahs.

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

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What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front poker in the back.

What do a good bar and a woman have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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What do a good woman and KFC have in common?

After nibbling the breast and thighs there's a greasy box to put your bone in.

What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.