What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front poker in the back.

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How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

How do you make any woman wet?

Liquor

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What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

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What do a good bar and a woman have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front poker in the back.

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What do a good woman and KFC have in common?

After nibbling the breast and thighs there's a greasy box to put your bone in.

What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.