What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front poker in the back.

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Where's a lesbian's favorite place to shop?

The Liquor store

How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

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How does Queen Elizabeth win a game of poker?

She goes to the bathroom.

Why do people with heart disease always lose at poker?

They have to take ACE inhibitors.

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What do a good bar and a woman have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front poker in the back.

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What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

What do a good woman and KFC have in common?

After nibbling the breast and thighs there's a greasy box to put your bone in.