Liquor in the front, poker in the back.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because of all the Cheetahs!
Too many cheetahs.
You will lose every hand.
Liquor in the front poker in the back.
They have to take ACE inhibitors.
Because it's a high steaks game
Because they don't know what a full house is
Too many cheetahs
He was playing with a cheetah.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because there's cheetahs.
He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.
High Steaks
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!
She goes to the bathroom.
One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.
first post) Ace of spays
Too many Cheetahs.
They always fold.
A cardvark!
Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.
because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.
Gnus papers.
Because they shot the gorilla
Because the steaks were too high!
He Shanghai.
One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.
Now we just have to call him Dav.
Me: A napkin holder K: What's a napkin M: You wipe your hands on it when they're dirty K: You mean like the couch M: ...
A: A really big moth!
One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg
Gator-raid. <3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.
Liquor
Bottom of the fifth, of course.
The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.
A Doberman puncher!
