Liquor in the front, poker in the back.
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Because of all the Cheetahs!
Too many cheetahs.
You will lose every hand.
Liquor in the front poker in the back.
They have to take ACE inhibitors.
Because it's a high steaks game
Because they don't know what a full house is
Too many cheetahs
He was playing with a cheetah.
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Because there's cheetahs.
He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.
High Steaks
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!
She goes to the bathroom.
One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.
first post) Ace of spays
Too many Cheetahs.
They always fold.
A cardvark!
Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.
because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.
One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale
Because no one else will do it for them !"
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.
A bar-bee!
Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.
Stop being so closed off.
You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.
The steaks were getting too damn high.
The guest of honor always shows up late!
The investiGATOR
But most just have 4.
I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!
You PO PO PO POKE HER FACE PO PO POKE HER FACE!
POKER FACE ... BAHAHAHA!!!
