Why do people with heart disease always lose at poker?

They have to take ACE inhibitors.

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What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

Why did the banker leave his job?

he lost interest

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What's next - people marrying dogs?

nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

How do people see so much on internet these days?

They put on the Google!

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Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?

A cardvark!

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Why do people with heart disease always lose at poker?

They have to take ACE inhibitors.

What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.