He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.
Let me out"
Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!
Because he always uses the force.
A Toy-Yoda
The p is silent.
Every time the hear the word hoedown they think their sister's been shot.
Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!
When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.
Put them in a guillotine.
They were ravin' with Raven.
Getting that good D
Only a Sith deals in absolutes
Use the fork, Luke.
