Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

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How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."

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How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest?

Ewoks

What did Luke Skywalker get for his 16th birthday?

A Toy-Yoda

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What do you call a geologist who can't hear?

Stone deaf...

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What do a woman and a bar have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?

A: Ptera Don

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Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

A: Catch.

Why was Game Of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

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What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an ...

What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

A: "Use the fork, Luke."