Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

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What am I called?

Ant: *checks, shuts book* Let's not focus on labels

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

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Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

What did Luke Skywalker say to his sister's bully?

Don't you Leia finger on her

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Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

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How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

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How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

How about a private dance "Okay let's go" *heads to private room* "You ready?

Oh hell yeah *we both do the cha cha slide*

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What do you get when you cross Game of Thrones with Cartoon Network?

Johnny Braavos

Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2

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What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

A: "Use the fork, Luke."

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes