Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

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What do a loading bar and my girlfriend have in common?

Both equally inefficient at letting me know when they are actually ready.

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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Why was Luke Skywalker late?

He didn't run, ewok-ed.

What did Luke Skywalker get for his 16th birthday?

A Toy-Yoda

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What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

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How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?

A cardvark!

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What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

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What do radical feminists and Game of Thrones have in common?

All men must die.

What do they call the Hunger Games in Ethiopia?

Games.

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What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

A: "Use the fork, Luke."

What would Obi Wan be called if he were Mexican?

Obi Juan Kenobi.