What do a loading bar and my girlfriend have in common?

Both equally inefficient at letting me know when they are actually ready.

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What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other unemployed cancer cell?

Let's get Jobs. Found in the comments of a post by

What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

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How does Gandalf know he's pregnant?

A wizard is never late.

How do you know a Muslim is lying?

their lips are moving

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Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.

What does a redneck do when he misses his girlfriend?

Reload, take better aim.