How do you know that one of them is a Marine?

Don't worry he'll let you know

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What do you tell a man with two black eyes?

Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)

What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

How do you know your girlfriend is too young?

She only puckers up for her pacifier.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

What did the chicken say ?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.

Marine Jokes More Marine Jokes

What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

What do you call a marine with an IQ of 70?

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