How do you know that one of them is a Marine?

Don't worry he'll let you know

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Why did the pirate have to change wenches?

His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if you have a high sperm count?

Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

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How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.

Marine Jokes More Marine Jokes

What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"