How do you know if you have a high sperm count?

Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.

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Do you know what the word 'was' was initially?

Before was was was was was is.

What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

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How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

Whats red, 10 inches long, and makes your girlfriend cry when you put it in her mouth?

her miscarriage