What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "
Nothing lmao bees cant learn.
Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.
CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."
Because I can't think of a single thing to say!
It swept with his girlfriend :P
What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went There is no difference, you always regret both!
Firefighter.
They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.
If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being
Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.
