Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.
It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go.
Easy, they stick out like a sore bum!
It was a Free Radical.
Blowing Swallowing Gargeling
His rotten girlfriend split on him.
He wanted a spare in case he had a split.
They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...
Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.
Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.
It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)
He blew everything out of proportion!