Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

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How easy is it to get a song stuck in your head?

It's only a weem away.

How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

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Why did the Hydroxyl molecule blow up the US Mint?

It was a Free Radical.

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Where did Czechslovakia split up?

At the Czech-out line.

What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

Proportion Jokes More Proportion Jokes

Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

What happened to the muslim critic?

He blew everything out of proportion!