Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

What are you doing, idiot?

me, to other drivers on the road "What are you doing, idiot " me, to myself, in all other situations

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

Proportion Jokes More Proportion Jokes

Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.