Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.
Shake it off
They both let me stick it in only one place.
He was blowing off Steam
His rotten girlfriend split on him.
A dead poodle, split in half.
me, to other drivers on the road "What are you doing, idiot " me, to myself, in all other situations
He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.
Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.
Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.