Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick. I'll see myself out now.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What color eyes did Kurt Cobain have?

Blue - One blew this way and one blew that way

What does a Christian terrorist say before blowing up?

JESUS HALLELUJAH

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

What do you do on a date with a feminist?

Split the bill.

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)

Proportion Jokes More Proportion Jokes

Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.