Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What do you call a gust of wind that blows a black guy off of a boat?

The NBA draft

What's the difference between a paycheck and a pen*s?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

What are you doing, idiot?

me, to other drivers on the road "What are you doing, idiot " me, to myself, in all other situations

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

Proportion Jokes More Proportion Jokes

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.