With a pair of Caesars...
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High finance.
Quark ! Quark !
His rotten girlfriend split on him.
The banana gets in the way. Banana split
She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.
It was time to split.
With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )
Split the bill.
To boldly split infinitives!
A dead poodle, split in half.
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He wanted a spare in case he had a split.
Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese
A lightsabre
At the Czech-out line.
You cut *Juan* out.
The split is gonna be explosive
He split a seam in his blue ones.
Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.
Banana split so ice creamed !
High finance!
Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.
I'm a fungi!
A SoCal Justice Warrior.
A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment
Nothing, they are free of charge.
So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.
Check, mate!
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."
Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.
It chickened out.
because there were "Too Many Cooks".
