With a pair of Caesars...
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High finance.
Quark ! Quark !
His rotten girlfriend split on him.
The banana gets in the way. Banana split
She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.
It was time to split.
With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )
Split the bill.
To boldly split infinitives!
A dead poodle, split in half.
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He wanted a spare in case he had a split.
Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese
A lightsabre
At the Czech-out line.
You cut *Juan* out.
The split is gonna be explosive
He split a seam in his blue ones.
Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.
Banana split so ice creamed !
A: Everything's $100.
Feedom.
3, Right Ear, Left Ear and The Final Front-Ear.
A: Space. The final frontier..........
Check your privilege, sithlord
A Scamtron.
High finance!
When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing..
They've both been in little boys.
Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.
Because it won't even give you the time of day.
A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.
Because they're no laughing matter.
What are we going to do now, Pierre
Voulez-vous brler avec moi ce soir?"
