With a pair of Caesars...
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High finance.
Quark ! Quark !
His rotten girlfriend split on him.
The banana gets in the way. Banana split
She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.
It was time to split.
With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )
Split the bill.
To boldly split infinitives!
A dead poodle, split in half.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
He wanted a spare in case he had a split.
Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese
A lightsabre
At the Czech-out line.
You cut *Juan* out.
The split is gonna be explosive
He split a seam in his blue ones.
Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.
Banana split so ice creamed !
Employed people.
Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.
Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her
To teach women to walk on their hind legs.
Make like a banana and peel.
Baana
And I reply "Oh, about eleven million"
Walk in with $2 Million.
A: Depressed.
I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!
All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."
You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way
Because they heard it was radical!
Nothing! You can't use it anywhere!
Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for
The Darth Mall!
