How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

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What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.

What is the biggest ant in the world ?

An elephant !

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What do you tell a cow that's in the way?

Mooooooooooooove.

Where is your homework?

Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

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How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

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What's a golfer's favourite song?

Fairway to Heaven

How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

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What's the squeakiest ride at the fair?

The haunted mouse

How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way