How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

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What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!

Fairway Jokes More Fairway Jokes

What's a golfer's favourite song?

Fairway to Heaven

How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

Fair Jokes More Fair Jokes

How does the pig farmer get to the fair?

He rides piggyback.

What's the squeakiest ride at the fair?

The haunted mouse