How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

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How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

F Jokes More F Jokes

Why Did The Blind Student Get an F On His Paper?

He didn't sight sources.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D

Fairway Jokes More Fairway Jokes

What's a golfer's favourite song?

Fairway to Heaven

How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

Fair Jokes More Fair Jokes

What's the squeakiest ride at the fair?

The haunted mouse

How does the pig farmer get to the fair?

He rides piggyback.