How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

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What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

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What do you tell a cow that's in the way?

Mooooooooooooove.

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

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How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

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How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

What's a golfer's favourite song?

Fairway to Heaven

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How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

What's the squeakiest ride at the fair?

The haunted mouse