How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The letter F.

Fairway Jokes More Fairway Jokes

How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

What's a golfer's favourite song?

Fairway to Heaven

Fair Jokes More Fair Jokes

What's the squeakiest ride at the fair?

The haunted mouse

How does the pig farmer get to the fair?

He rides piggyback.