How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What did the elephant say to the famous detective ?

It's ele-mentary my dear Sherlock !

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they're so good at it.

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How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet?

With a shat nav.

F Jokes More F Jokes

Why did F'' (F double prime) have to go to the dentist?

It had concavities...

How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***?

Get another one to yell BINGO

Fairway Jokes More Fairway Jokes

How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

What's a golfer's favourite song?

Fairway to Heaven

Fair Jokes More Fair Jokes

What's the squeakiest ride at the fair?

The haunted mouse

How does the pig farmer get to the fair?

He rides piggyback.