How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

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How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

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Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan?

They had way to many chinks in their armor.

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What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

Why did Stephen get an A on his test?

He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

What's a golfer's favourite song?

Fairway to Heaven

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How does the pig farmer get to the fair?

He rides piggyback.

How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way