When you gonna be famous?

I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'

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What do you call a Mexican who can't find his car?

Carlos

Why couldn't they find the cheesemaker after the accident?

He was trapped under da-Brie!

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Why does the dyslexic Spanish speaker have a poor self image?

His chemistry teacher told him he was mostly made of cabron.

What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

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What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!