When you gonna be famous?

I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'

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What do you find in an empty nose?

Fingerprints.

What's the best way to find out if you have ticklish balls?

Test Tickles

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How can you tell when a wine connoisseur is happy?

They have a semillon!

Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

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What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.