When you gonna be famous?

I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'

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What can be found in a cannibal's shower?

head &amp shoulders

What are your symptoms?

I can't laugh and I can't sing. I'm finding it hard to do anything!"

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her?

They gave her a basketball and told her to read.

How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

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How the hell did you get a body like that?

he asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."

Why didn't the skeleton go to homecoming?

because he had no body to go with