When you gonna be famous?

I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'

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What is the best spanish joke you've ever heard?

I couldnt find the spanish section of reddit

How do you find a dirty cop?

Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers

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Why are asymptomatic cardiology patients so trustworthy?

Because they can't tell afib

What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

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Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

What does a pediatrist do when you ask them which body part they find most interesting?

They admit de feet.