When you gonna be famous?

I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'

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How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

What do you find between Godzilla's toes?

Slow runners.

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How can you tell that the hippie kid got laid?

Two clean fingers.

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

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What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.

Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.