When you gonna be famous?

I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'

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How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report?

Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.

Why didn't they tell Chris Christie they took his pony away?

He would've found it hard to digest.

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What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

How do you make a motherboard?

I asked him. He said, "Tell her about my job."

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What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.