Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

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What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back? :D

When does a horse talk on the phone?

Whinny wants to!

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What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

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So he could mufasa.

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What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

What do you call a pair of nervous wigwams?

Too tense.

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What's a rabbits' favorite song?

Hoppy Birthday to You."

Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!