What did Charles Darwin name his book about food?

On the Origin of Feces*

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What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

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How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

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What did Charles Darwin name his book about food?

On the Origin of Feces*

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

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What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits?

Oranges and peaches.

How did Charles Darwin die?

Natural causes.