The US elections.
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Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)
On the Origin of Feces*
He only sold left wings.
A rootabaga.
They are both full of crap.
A dire rhetoric.
Tree turdy.
Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.
Autobots Roll Out!
Go to a weight watchers meeting and roll Maltesers down the middle of their meeting circle.
He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.
I don't know but I can look it up for you."
Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.
A: The food tastes funny.
Hit it in the face with an axe.
1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge
A crush crush