Fece Jokes

What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

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What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

What did Charles Darwin name his book about food?

On the Origin of Feces*

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What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.

What was wrriten on a sign at the entrance of a gas chamber in the Holocaust?

Watch your step

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

What did Sushie A say to Sushi B?

Wasa-B! Let's roll.

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me"

How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

Charles Darwin Jokes More Charles Darwin Jokes

What does Charles Darwin use to moisturise his skin?

Evo-lotion.

How did Charles Darwin die?

Natural causes.

Double Bond Jokes More Double Bond Jokes

Why are carbon chains with two double bonds so sad?

Because they're diene

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

Crook Jokes More Crook Jokes

What does a crook see with?

Burglarize

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Where do fish wash ?

In a river basin !

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

How many blonde jokes exist?

One. This one. The rest are all true.