Fece Jokes

What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

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What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

What did Charles Darwin name his book about food?

On the Origin of Feces*

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What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

Double Bond Jokes More Double Bond Jokes

Why are carbon chains with two double bonds so sad?

Because they're diene

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

Charles Darwin Jokes More Charles Darwin Jokes

What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits?

Oranges and peaches.

What does Charles Darwin use to moisturise his skin?

Evo-lotion.

Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

When you say you don't feel good "Are you pregnant?

people without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids

How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

poop.

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What do you call a sarcastic man who steps in poop?

Feces-tious

What happened to you?

the doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

Calcium Jokes More Calcium Jokes

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

How do you win an election?

By having people believe that you've won an election.

Crap Jokes More Crap Jokes

Why do happy Asians always have dirty hands?

If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."

Why is Coolio always able to play craps?

He's got a gangsta's pair a dice.