The US elections.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)
On the Origin of Feces*
It ran out of juice!!!
Because to them it's boring.
When food tastes so good.
I won't digest yet.
Because they're diene
because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...
You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.
Go straight for the juggler.
Americas already got two running for president.
It's Morphine Time!
The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
Burglarize
Because he had a crook in his neck.
Krill Bream.
Cancer