Fece Jokes

What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

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What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

What did Charles Darwin name his book about food?

On the Origin of Feces*

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How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?

At the circus, the clowns don't talk.

Why did the clown cross the road?

A: To find his rubber chicken.

Calcium Jokes More Calcium Jokes

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What does a bee style his hair with?

A honey comb!

What's the difference between an Armenian and a Gorilla?

Just one hair.

Crook Jokes More Crook Jokes

What does a crook see with?

Burglarize

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

Charles Darwin Jokes More Charles Darwin Jokes

What does Charles Darwin use to moisturise his skin?

Evo-lotion.

How did Charles Darwin die?

Natural causes.

Crap Jokes More Crap Jokes

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

Metamucil

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!