Crook Jokes

What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

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Why was the Redditor's picture crooked?

Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.

What does a crook see with?

Burglarize

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Why was the snowman smiling?

He saw the snowblower coming

Who's there ! Anderson ! Anderson who ?

Anderson and daughter came too !

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!"

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

Funny Bone Jokes More Funny Bone Jokes

Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?

Because it's humerus.

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

How high are you! ?

demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

What does Professor Xavier say when he wants to be tickled?

tummy, my X-Men!

How many tickles does an octopus like?

Ten-tickles

Fece Jokes More Fece Jokes

What did Charles Darwin name his book about food?

On the Origin of Feces*

What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

Accuse Jokes More Accuse Jokes

Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.

Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.