Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

Why did Robert Oppenheimer's wife go to the beach naked?

There was no bikini atoll

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the black kid get for Christmas?

My bike

What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet?

There's Noel.

Sandy Claw Jokes More Sandy Claw Jokes

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

Sandy Jokes More Sandy Jokes

Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !