Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why does everyone love cats?

A: They're purr-fect!

Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

Sandy Claw Jokes More Sandy Claw Jokes

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Sandy Jokes More Sandy Jokes

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy