Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

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What do you say to Micheal Jackson when he is on the beach?

Get out of my son!

What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

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What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

What Australian city has the most cats?

Purrth.

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What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

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What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

Sandy Jokes More Sandy Jokes

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy