Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

Previous Random Joke Next

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

How did San Diego get its name?

Someone dropped their waffle on the beach.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Which is Better, a Cat or a Dog House?

A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.

What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

Sandy Claw Jokes More Sandy Claw Jokes

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

Sandy Jokes More Sandy Jokes

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !