Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the cat go to the hospital?

A: To have a CAT scan done.

Why do neckbeard dentists love Cats the musical?

Because m'cavity.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

Sandy Claw Jokes More Sandy Claw Jokes

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

Sandy Jokes More Sandy Jokes

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy