Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What did the one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved! Did you sea what I did there I'm shore you did, beach.

How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's a cats favorite firearm?

A meowser

What does a cat sleep on?

A: A caterpillow.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas?

swimming goggles

Sandy Claw Jokes More Sandy Claw Jokes

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Sandy Jokes More Sandy Jokes

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy