Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

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Why did the shell not go to the beach?

Because he was self-CONCH-ious.

What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!"

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How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

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Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

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That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

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What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

Sandy Jokes More Sandy Jokes

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !