Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

What did the sea say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

A: It's meow-sic to their ears!

Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

Sandy Claw Jokes More Sandy Claw Jokes

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

Sandy Jokes More Sandy Jokes

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.