Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a fire on the beach?

Bernie Sanders

What did the sea say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

What do you call it when a cat gets angry?

A hissy fit. ba dum tss.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of christmas and halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

Sandy Claw Jokes More Sandy Claw Jokes

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

Sandy Jokes More Sandy Jokes

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy