Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

Previous Random Joke Next

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

Why did Robert Oppenheimer's wife go to the beach naked?

There was no bikini atoll

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.

How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold ?

He has cat-arrh !

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!

What does Eckhart Tolle get for Christmas?

Presence

Sandy Claw Jokes More Sandy Claw Jokes

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Sandy Jokes More Sandy Jokes

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy