Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

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What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

What's the difference between love and hate?

A) Usually about 6 months.

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How do you make an idiot easily wait ?

I tell you tomorrow.

Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

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Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?

They both drop their needles !

What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

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Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25

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Why do Computer Scientists always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!

Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up their chin in cement?

Not enough cement

What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters?

Noe(L)...no "L"

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Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving?

KFC isnt open on holidays.

Why don't you want a turkey at your thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.