Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

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What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman?

The car salesman knows he is lying.

Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

A bomb vest does something when triggered.

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What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

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How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

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Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

Why do computer scientists get Halloween and Christmas confused?

Because Oct 31 = Dec 25

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Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween?

Because Dec 25 is Oct 31

Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of christmas and halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

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Why do Computer Scientists always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!

Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

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What did the hipster say the day after thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

Why is thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.