Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

What is the difference between a black man and a couch?

A couch can support a family

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What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

How do you tell if someone's balls are sensitive?

Give them a test-tickle

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What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

Why isn't Christmas spelled Christmals?

Because Noel.

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What do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

Oct Jokes More Oct Jokes

Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween?

Because Dec 25 is Oct 31

Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

25 Jokes More 25 Jokes

What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters?

Noe(L)...no "L"

How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

Thanksgive Jokes More Thanksgive Jokes

Why don't blacks celebrate thanksgiving?

It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)