Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

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What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

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How do you tell if someone's an introvert?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What kind of insects to secret agents like?

as told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

What did German kids get for Christmas during th holocaust?

Easy Bake Ovens

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Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25

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Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween?

Because Dec 25 is Oct 31

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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up their chin in cement?

Not enough cement

Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

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Why don't blacks celebrate thanksgiving?

It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed

What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky