Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.
Nothing.
A: Mule-tide greetings.
Because there is lots of school spirit!
Robbin Hood
Because OCT 31 == DEC 25
So people don't confuse them for feminists.
Because all of it's Uncles were Aunts(Ants)
Carbon dating.
They only wanna go down on her once a month
Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25
Squash one and deal with the other later.
Because Dec 25 is Oct 31