How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

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How do you know if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a testicle.

How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen?

You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.

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Why didn't the girl cross the street?

She didn't have the balls

Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.

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What is a vampires favourite food?

Vampires aren't real

What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

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Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.