How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

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How do I know Sarah's a vegetarian?

Because I've me herbivore.

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

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Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

What do the Unabomber and a girl from Alabama have in common?

They were both fingered by their brother.

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What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

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What app do nervous ppl order on dates?

Chicken Tinders.

What's the best part about dating a homeless women?

You can drop her off anywhere.