How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

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What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

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What do you call the girls who outrun me?

Virgins.

Why is it a bad idea to date a girl from the leper colony ?

Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.

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What is a vampires favourite food?

Vampires aren't real

What do you call a vampire who owns a restaurant?

Count Spatula

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What excuse did the unemployed cellist give for going dutch with his date?

He's flat Baroque...

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."