How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

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What's a nanny's favorite letter?

I don't know, but it's not E.

How cool is that?

We don't know who he is, but we know his dentist!"

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Why do girls always go in threes when using the restroom?

Because they can't even.

What do you call a girl who hunts owls?

A hooters shooter girl

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How many vampires does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer the dark.

What did one vampire say to the other vampire?

Is that you coffin

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What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"

Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.