How do I know Sarah's a vegetarian?

Because I've me herbivore.

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How do you know when you are a drug addict?

when you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) ...not Sarah.

Why are you standing in front of the Gentlement Restroom?

Sarah kept silent.