How do I know Sarah's a vegetarian?

Because I've me herbivore.

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How do you know if someone is not a vegan?

They don't tell you

How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

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How do I know Sarah's a vegetarian?

Because I've me herbivore.

Why did Sarah fall out of the tree?

Because she had no arms. Knock-knock! "Who's there " Not Sarah.