How do I know Sarah's a vegetarian?

Because I've me herbivore.

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What do you call a werewolf that knows it's a werewolf?

A self-awarewolf.

Why are Asians bad at golf?

They don't know how to drive.

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Why did Sarah name her pet Fawn 99 Cents?

Because it wasn't big enough to be a Buck.

Why are you standing in front of the Gentlement Restroom?

Sarah kept silent.