How do I know Sarah's a vegetarian?

Because I've me herbivore.

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What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

Why do mice have small balls?

Not many of them know how to dance.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ?

Q: Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? A: Because she has no arms. Q:Who's there ? A:Not Sarah.

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.