What makes a chef sadder the skinnier it gets?

A: An onion.

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Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick?

To see if he was done cooking.

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

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Whats the square (root) of a (onion)???

Shallots

Where do you find an old Onion article?

In thier archives.