What makes a chef sadder the skinnier it gets?

A: An onion.

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Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick?

To see if he was done cooking.

What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...

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What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.