What makes a chef sadder the skinnier it gets?

A: An onion.

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Why was the chef fired?

He was caught stroganoff

What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.

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What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

Teargas

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out