What makes a chef sadder the skinnier it gets?

A: An onion.

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What do you call a chef who's stingy with herbs?

PARSLEYMONIOUS

How do you know if a chef is a clown?

A: The food tastes funny.

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What do you call an edible ion?

An onion

Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.