Why was the chef fired?

He was caught stroganoff

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Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

What is the chemical composition of a fire hydrant?

K9P.

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Why are the busiest paleontologists always rednecks?

Because they are always caught up in some type of relative dating.

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

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How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

What do you call a chef who's stingy with herbs?

PARSLEYMONIOUS