Why is it better to be ashy?

cause it just means you spit more fire

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What do you call it when you said a redneck on fire?

A firecracker

Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.

Why was the young strawberry upset?

Cause his mom was in a jam. :(

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What does that mean?

More kids tripping in lab coats

How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.