Why is it better to be ashy?

cause it just means you spit more fire

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Why did Opey get fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy?

Because Opey never delivered.

Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends?

Because Paracetamol on fire.

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Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers?

They cause too much brain damage.

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

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What do you mean ?

Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't !

Why do urologists like UTIs?

It means urine business.

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What's black, white, black, white, black, brown, black brown, black, black, black, black, black?

A nun on a spit

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.