What's the largest organ in the human body?

A:** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.

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How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

What brings no babies?

The Swallow.

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Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

What's the difference between up and down?

It all depends on how you look at it

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What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

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What do you get when you cross a Wurlitzer and a photocopier?

A: A reproductive organ.

What's the largest organ in the human body?

A:** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.