What kind of bird does not make babies?

A swallow

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely ?

With it's sparrowchute !

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of environment do hobbits live in?

A hobbitat

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.