What kind of bird does not make babies?

A swallow

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How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?

He found time-consuming.

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What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love easter, baby." (OC)

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

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What kind of birds stick together?

Vel-crows

What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

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What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.

What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.