Why are babies always gurgling with joy?

Because it's a nappy time.

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What breaks when you give it to a baby?

Its hips.

What's the difference between a burlap sack and my nutsack?

The babies in my nutsack are still living.

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Why are babies always gurgling with joy?

Because it's a nappy time.

Why were the children jumping for Joy?

Because Joy was stuck on the roof.