Why are babies always gurgling with joy?

Because it's a nappy time.

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Why don't witches ever have babies?

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What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

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Why were the children jumping for Joy?

Because Joy was stuck on the roof.

Why are babies always gurgling with joy?

Because it's a nappy time.