What's pink and slowly turns red?

A baby chewing on a razor blade.

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How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

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Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.

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Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower