What's pink and slowly turns red?

A baby chewing on a razor blade.

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Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

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Why do worms taste like chewing gum ?

Because they're wrigleys !

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.

What do you call a baby from Dover?

Doverkiin.