What's pink and slowly turns red?

A baby chewing on a razor blade.

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What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

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What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

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Where do baby apes sleep?

Apricots.

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because : he still loves vista,baby!