A baby chewing on a razor blade.
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"
Baby! Let's do a 69. Hahaha XD
So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.
