What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

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Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

Why did Chewbacca turn down Princess Leia?

She doesn't Swallowbacca.

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What do you call a group of elephants?

A pack o'derms

Why do elephants have flat feet?

from jumpin' outta palm trees, duh

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Who had the best dinner with Megyn Kelly after the Fox Republican Debate?

Dracula.

What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 7 beers.