What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

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Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh

Why does everyone hate me?

I texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.

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Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?

An elephant disguised as a banana !

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What is Swiper the Fox's favorite app?

Tinder

What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!