What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

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What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

A: Leave it in the cow.

Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

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How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it

What did the elephant say to the famous detective ?

It's ele-mentary my dear Sherlock !

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What's the difference between the dog and the fox?

About four beers

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her !