What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

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What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

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Why does an elephant have 4 Feet?

Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.

What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

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What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it