What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

A: Leave it in the cow.

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Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

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How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket?

A down comforter.

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What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.

What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

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What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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What's the best way to fix a horse race?

Evolution.

What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.