What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

A: Leave it in the cow.

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What would happen if Leafy went to The Filthy Frank show?

Chin-chin would leave.

Why are Mens bathrooms usually to the left?

Because women are right.

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Can I watch the TV?

Yes, but don’t turn it on.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

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What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

What happens when you give a cow a joint?

The steaks are high

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What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years

When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ?

When it's a baby elephant !

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What is the best way to watch the "Saw" films?

In bits and pieces.

What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic