What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

A: Leave it in the cow.

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What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

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Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

A: To turn the blinker off.

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

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What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

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What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!

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What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

What's the best way to get the aristocracy out of France?

A chopper