What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

A: Leave it in the cow.

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Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road?

Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first

How much poutine was left after the hockey game?

Nunavet

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What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

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Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

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What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What kind of scary bees can produce milk?

boo bees

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What's the best way to hunt for deer?

Driving at midnight.

What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair?

Cancer