Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

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Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

A: So he could look like his mama.

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

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What's a fresh vegetable?

One that insults a farmer.

Why can't Micheal Bay be a farmer?

Because he dosen't have a plot.

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What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ?

A cow that can milk itself !

How did the farmer move his cows?

In a mooving van!

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Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

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What part of a fish weighs the most ?

It's scales !

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.