Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

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What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

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What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer?

A farmer shucks between fits.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why was the bull popular with all the cows?

Because he was smooooooooth

How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

What part of a fish weighs the most ?

It's scales !

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

How do you weigh a whale?

On Whale Weigh Scales.

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.