Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

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Why did the antelope go to her sisters house?

She wanted to see her nephewlope

Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

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Why do farmers put bells on cows?

Their horns don't work.

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call an Arab who has many cows?

milk sheikh

What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

What part of a fish weighs the most ?

It's scales !

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get