Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

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What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.

How Pokemon go came to be Customers: "Niantic, can we have 151 Pokemon?

Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon ! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon !"

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Why did the farmer get an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

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What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

Which newspaper is most popular around cows?

The Moo York Times

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How do you tune a fish?

With its scales!

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

How do you weigh a whale?

On Whale Weigh Scales.