What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

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Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

What do you call a generalization made by a farmer?

An overall statement.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer