What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

What do you get when you drop a few ears of corn into a pie?

You get a cobbler!

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

Where does a pirate keep his buccaneer' s?

Under his buccan-hat.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.