What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

Why are farmers cruel?

A: They pull corn by the ears.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

How much do dead batteries cost?

Nothing. They are free of charge!

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.

How much does a pirate earing cost?

A buccaneer