What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call the teacher who lost her baby?

Miss Carriage

What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why does ISIS call camels "Ships of the Desert"?

Because they are full of ISIS seamen.

What do you call a waffle you drop in the desert?

San Diego San-dee-eygo sandee-eygo sandy-eggo i'll letmyselfout

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.