What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.

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What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

Why did the mortgage broker go out of business?

Because he lost interest.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.

Who circles a dying gost in the desert?

ghost buzzards

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What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"