What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What did daddy fish do when mommy fish got herself lost?

He flounder

What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why will you never go hungry in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

What's the dumbest animal in the desert?

The Polar Bear

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

Why are penguins so shy?

They always get cold feet.

What do you call a penguin with a smoking problem?

It's a puffin!