What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.

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Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What do you call ill-mannered burst of strong wind in the desert?

Darude Sandstorm.

Why was the cake lonely?

Because he was deserted by his friends

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."